“Express Yourself” is not new music — it was released June 2012, however, it’s been on the radio a lot recently, and it’s a great song to Paula Abdul to. What’s that? You’re not familiar with
this verb I invented Paula Abdul-ing? Allow me to explain…
Paula Abdul – intransitive verb : to be so transformed by a song that your initial dance moves look professionally choreographed, as if Paula Abdul planned your routine. (The dance equivalent to “speaking in tongues.”)
I was Paula Abdul-ing to Usher’s “More” the other day because it is such a fantastic dance song.
Michael Jackson’s “P.Y.T.” lead me to Paula Abdul some incredible dance moves.
I realize that this creation doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, and might be something only I experience — but it is a powerful force nonetheless.
Whenever Diplo’s “Express Yourself” comes on the radio, I imagine myself Paula Abdul-ing a routine so unbelievable that backflips are involved.