Eminem – Rap God

Posted on: October 17th, 2013

Eminem - Rap God

 

Happy birthday, rap god! (Whaddya think, should “rap god” be capitalized like “She” is at my New Age church?)

 

First Kanye pronounced he was a god, now Eminem has declared he is a rap god. All of these deity declarations make me wonder, who’s next? and could someone a little less… acidic proclaim himself as the almighty? Why can’t Wiz Khalifa decide he is a god? I’d give him the job – he seems like he would be a compassionate leader. We could call him the Most High.