French Montana – Don’t Panic

Posted on: September 8th, 2014

French Montana - Don’t Panic


French Montana recently released his new single “Don’t Panic” in preparation of his sophomore album, Mac & Cheese. He quickly followed up the single’s release with a video starring his new girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian.


This situation reminds me of my last relationship: everything was going well, but I wasn’t sure where it was going. Then one day he got down on knee and said “you’re really special to me and I want to take this relationship to the next level, so I want you to star in my upcoming music video.” I was ecstatic and flattered – surely this was a sign that we were headed towards a serous commitment – until he said I had to wear a mask the whole time.


Oh it’s like that, is it?  Khloe, you’re a bigger woman than I.