Lady Gaga – Applause

Posted on: August 19th, 2013

Lady Gaga - Applause


In other “Finally Releasing New Music” news, Ms. Gaga has emerged from the abyss with a new tune, “Applause” — the lead single off of her upcoming album, ARTPOP.


Lady Gaga, have you been studying under the great Sean Carter? Lady Gaga wants to hear “applause, applause, applause,” which is the perfect white-girl translation of Jay Z’s “Clap for a ni**a with his rapping ass.” And Gaga’s “One second I’m a Koons, then suddenly the Koons is me” is not-unlike Jay’s “I’m a work of art, I’m Warhol already.”


It would be awesome if she was, but I’m going to chalk up the similarities to giant pop stars’ giant egos. Duet soon? Great, thanks.


It wouldn’t be Gaga if the album cover didn’t creep me out. So glad you’re back…?