Life as a Playlist

Posted on: September 30th, 2013

Life as a Playlist

 

Sometimes I wish life had it’s own soundtrack — dramatic music would play as you rush to meet a deadline, or organ music would play everytime you go into a creepy attic, or the Seinfeld theme would play whenever you’re wasting time, or at these moments…

 

 

Looking at your phone after you send a drunk text:
“Back in Time” Pitbull

 

Climbing a flight of stairs:
“Started from the Bottom” Drake

 

Working on a Friday afternoon:
“Countdown” Beyonce

 

Walking into a really expensive store:
“Beautiful People” Chris Brown

 

Feeling hungover:
“Antidote” Swedish House Mafia

 

Getting ready for work on a Sunday night:
“Cry” Bingo Players

 

Silencing your alarm on a Monday morning:
“Don’t Wake Me Up” Chris Brown

 

Stepping on to a rush hour train:
“Feel So Close” Calvin Harris

 

Realizing your phone is dying:
“That Power” will.i.am ft, Justin Bieber

 

Making out with someone who speaks another language:
“International Love” Pitbull ft. Chris Brown

 

Organizing people to go to the bar:
“Slight Work” Wale

 

Hearing your friend finally come home from the bar, 12 hours later:
“Where Have You Been?” Rihanna

 

Seeing really good Happy Hour Specials:
“Yeah 3x” Chris Brown

 

Telling the bartender what you want:
“More” Usher

 

Hearing this song anywhere:
“I Love It” Icona Pop

 

Running into someone from high school:
“Somebody That I Used to Know” Gotye (Tiesto Remix)

 

Walking into a Home Depot:
“Only Girl (In the World)” Rihanna

 

Finding that there’s only unattractive people at the bar:
“I Wanna Go” Britney Spears

 

Winning one round of flip cup:
“Champion” Kanye West