Chris Brown – Don’t Wake Me Up

May 12th, 2012 | Hip-Hop

  I can’t get enough of Chris Brown’s latest, “Don’t Wake Me Up.” Unlike Liz Lemon, I do not reject his comeback. I embrace it fully, but not like these knuckleheads. I also really need Mr. Benassi to do an extended mix of this song so I can dance to it for much longer…  

Ace Hood – B.L.A.B.

May 9th, 2012 | Hip-Hop

  Another month, another ridiculous acronym. This month is Ace Hood’s “BLAB.” WHY, oh, WHY?! is that acronym a better idea than calling the song “Ballin”?!? I just imagine him saying, “yep, I’ve got a hot new single, it’s called blob. Yes, that’s correct, blob.”   Also, ballin’ like a “bitch” sounds like a bad… Read more

2 Chainz ft. Drake – No Lie

May 8th, 2012 | Hip-Hop

  I realize that the world of hip-hop is not exactly a Mensa meeting, but the lyrics in 2 Chainz’s new song, “No Lie,” seem especially stupid: “I am smoking on that gas, life should be on Cinemax, movie, bought my boo bigger tits and a bigger ass, who he’s, not I, smoke strong, that… Read more

David Banner ft. Chris Brown – Amazing

May 7th, 2012 | Hip-Hop

  The chorus of David Banner & Chris Brown’s “Amazing” (which is no “Get Like Me” btw), is “I be going ham, I be going crazy, I be going hard enough to have a baby.” That last part strikes me as strange, it’s like saying, “I go so hard, I party my uterus off”…