Posts Tagged ‘Justin Bieber’

Justin Bieber ft. R. Kelly – PYD

Posted on: November 21st, 2013 by Tina

Justin Bieber ft. R. Kelly - PYD

 

“PYD” was released this week as part of The Bieb’s New Music Mondays. “PYD” stands for “Put You Down” and is stripped-down RnB — not unlike his other seven releases. The appearance of R. Kelly is less interesting, now that Lady Gaga has had her way with him, but I wonder…  when, inevitably, Justin performs “PYD” on SNL, will R. Kelly do push-ups on top of him too?

 

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R. Kelly’s upcoming album Black Panties will drop December 10.

 

 

(…well named, R. Kelly)

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Tyga ft. Justin Bieber – Wait For A Minute

Posted on: October 24th, 2013 by Tina

Tyga ft. Justin Bieber – Wait For A Minute

 

Tyga and The Biebs released their latest single this week, “Wait for a Minute.” The song was originally recorded for Justin, but there weren’t enough weeks in the year left (I assume), so it now serves as the first single off Tyga’s upcoming album The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty.

 

In the chorus, Justin sings, “Well if you take my hand babe, We can go to a place you ain’t never seen before”

 

..is it Anne Frank’s house?

 

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Justin Bieber – Heartbreaker

Posted on: October 11th, 2013 by Tina

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The Biebs is back with new music!

 

“Heartbreaker” is part of Justin Bieber’s “Music Mondays” series, where he will release a new single every week for 10 weeks until December. At which point…
the world ends? No, that was last year.

 

“Heartbreaker” is about Justin getting his heart broken : ( But I can’t help but wonder, if he didn’t put this girl on the shoulders of his bodyguards, I mean, a pedestal, it’s possible he could have prevented this distress.

 

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will.i.am ft. Justin Bieber – #thatPower

Posted on: March 20th, 2013 by Tina

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I would have a more open-mind toward this song if Will’s “Scream & Shout” wasn’t haunting my every waking moment.

 

I don’t care for the hashtag in the title of this song. Do we really need to track the success of everything via Twitter? #thatmediawhore

 

I should tweet that…

 

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Maejor Ali ft. Justin Bieber & Juicy J – Lolly

Posted on: February 8th, 2013 by Tina

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The Biebs is so bad. Here he is guest-starring as a rapper on Maejor Ali’s (formerly Bei Maejor) “Lolly.” There is major self-plagiarizing on Juicy J’s part, ripping off Three 6 Mafia’s “Lolli Lolli.” But ya know, when you strike such musical gold as a lollipop / blow job comparison, you go with it.

 

Also, it’s about time the Beliebers learn about BJs.

 

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Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – All Around the World

Posted on: June 8th, 2012 by Tina

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J. Bieb’s new single is “As Long as You Love Me,” It’s pretty good, but it doesn’t sound like Big Sean is trying at all, so instead I am promoting Bieb’s song with Luda, “All Around the World,” it’s better anyway. In this song, Ludacris raps, “the dynamic duo is back at it.” You know after they were finished, they both looked at each other and said, “You’re Robin!” Well, the suit only fits one of them…

 

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Justin Bieber – Die In Your Arms

Posted on: May 29th, 2012 by Tina

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Justin Bieber, what are you doing? Bruno Mars has already cornered the market on modern-day-doo-wop. How dare you. Your job is to be the modern-day-Justin-Timberlake, since he seems to be preoccupied with window dressings

 

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Justin Bieber – Boyfriend

Posted on: March 16th, 2012 by Tina

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Justin Bieber and Mike Posner teamed up to write Bieb’s latest single, “Boyfriend,” which is… really catchy. (My relationship with this song)

 

The song is fine until Biebs references Buzz Lightyear. And the only thing worse than referencing “Buzz Lightyear” in a song, is referencing Buzz Lightyear incorrectly. Buzz Lightyear cannot fly. I suppose I can excuse this error because Justin was not yet two-years-old, when Toy Story debuted. Feeling old yet?…

 

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