In his latest release, “Cookie,” R. Kelly defiles Oreos, the harmless snack cookies. R uses the sandwich cookie comparatively, and when that’s not explicit enough, sings lines like, “Gonna beat the pussy til it’s blue.” …so should we be expecting a follow-up single, “Blue Waffle” anytime soon?
(My apologies if the above doesn’t make sense medically, but I refuse to Google that term.)
“My Story” is the first single from R. Kelly’s upcoming album, Black Panties. The song features 2 Chainz, and covers the major details of R’s life, “This is my story: money, cars, bad hoes / This is my story / And I’m, stickin’, to it.” It’s unfortunate “golden showers” didn’t fit because that’s the story the rest of us are stickin to.
Black Panties drops tomorrow.
(That does not get old.)
“PYD” was released this week as part of The Bieb’s New Music Mondays. “PYD” stands for “Put You Down” and is stripped-down RnB — not unlike his other seven releases. The appearance of R. Kelly is less interesting, now that Lady Gaga has had her way with him, but I wonder… when, inevitably, Justin performs “PYD” on SNL, will R. Kelly do push-ups on top of him too?
R. Kelly’s upcoming album Black Panties will drop December 10.
(…well named, R. Kelly)
I’m not sure what’s working harder to promote ARTPOP, Lady Gaga or her ass, which has been on full display ever since she performed “Applause” at the VMAs. (Winter is coming… better get the fur thongs out.)
“Do What U Want,” debuted this week and features a 80s synth beat and R. Kelly (of course!) sharing his area of expertise: partying in the back of the club.
Gaga’s ARTPOP is scheduled for release November 8th, while R. Kelly recently announced that his 12th studio album, Black Panties, has been pushed back to December 10th. Unfortunately, I don’t think Kellz is going to be able to use “Do What U Want” on his album because the panties above are blue. Damn… so close.