Posts Tagged ‘Swizz Beatz’

DJ Khaled ft. Rick Ross, Meek Mill, T.I., Swizz Beatz, Diddy – I Feel Like Pac / I Feel Like Biggie

Posted on: October 9th, 2013 by Tina

DJ Khaled ft. Rick Ross, Meek Mill, T.I., Swizz Beatz, Diddy - I Feel Like Pac / I Feel Like Biggie

 

DJ Khaled n Friendz recently released their single, “I Feel Like Pac / I Feel Like Biggie,” from Khaled’s upcoming album, Suffering from Success. This is a banger so big, Diddy nope, Puff Daddy, could not avoid it.

 

[Sidenote: Diddy going by “Puff Daddy” for this track is like a guy emphasizing his last name at a job interview because his father knows the CEO. We know you were BFFLs with Biggie, Diddy. We get it. We didn’t forget.]

 

What if I made a remix of this song for bloggers? The chorus would go, “I Feel Like Perez Hilton / I Feel Like Arianna Huffington” oh, fuck it, that sounds awful. Nevermind.

 

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Swizz Beatz ft. 2 Chainz, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj & Rick Ross – Hands Up

Posted on: September 17th, 2013 by Tina

Swizz Beatz – Hands Up

 

Swizzy recently released the club banger, “Hands Up,” from his 2014 album, Haute Living. (I imagine this song is the result of an especially rowdy dinner party at the Keys-Beatz house).

 

I must give credit where credit is due, and Nicki’s line, “You my son, no daddy, you a bastard – plus you got mad miles on your vag-card,” is awesome — specifically, the expression “vag-card.” How soon can we work this phrase into everyday conversation? Soon?

 

If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to start conversations about slutty men.

 

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Jim Jones ft. Swizz Beatz – Green Light

Posted on: February 7th, 2013 by Tina

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Jim Jones “Green Light” rips off lyrics and beats of a dozen other rappers, and it doesn’t pay off – it sounds like a mess.

 

On other news, has everyone seen my VH-1 reality show, “Chrissy and Mr. Jones,”? It’s about our about our tumultuous relationship, and filming it was crazy…

 

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Swizz Beatz, Chris Brown & Ludacris – Everyday Birthday

Posted on: November 6th, 2012 by Tina

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Swizz Beats heard about TinaCast’s “It’s Not Even My Birthday” Playlist, and immediately made moves to release his own birthday anthem. It’s not that simple, Swizzy, I can’t just click my mouse and add songs to a playlist whenever it’s convenient for you. Oh. It is that simple actually, so check it out. Also, “Everyday Birthday” might be the only song ever to promote “dancing like a white girl.” Yessss, let’s go, ladies, do the sprinkler…

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Nas ft. Swizz Beatz & Miguel – Summer on Smash

Posted on: July 11th, 2012 by Tina

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I’m tired of Swizz Beatz. I understand the repetitive catch-phrase over drum-heavy beats is his “thing” his “gimmick,” his “schtick”. Whatever… I’d really like it if he tried something new, and I believe he is talented enough to do it. Until then, enjoy “Summer on Smash,” which is the epitome of Swizz Beatz music…

 

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