Another stellar selection from Wale’s latest album, The Gifted, out yesterday.
I know what you’re thinking, this song must be about the popular As-Seen-On-TV product, The Clapper. I hate to disappoint, but it’s actually about strippers. But it’s not all bad news, I think this song’s music video could be the perfect way to bring The Clapper into the 21st Century…
Clap on. Clap off. Oh yeahhhhhhh!
Ahh, it’s a tale as old as time: Boy likes Girl. Girl likes Boy. Girl is passive agressive. Confused Boy gives Girl chocolates. Girl stabs Boy with creepy hook thing…?
(What’s going on in that album cover??)
That story was meant to be a joke, but it’s pretty accurate until the stabbing. Or maybe even with the stabbing. Bitches be crazy.
“Very disappointed to find out that actress Julianna Hough’s last name was not pronounced like the Rick Ross noise.” – @azizansari
HUHH! His new album, God Forgives, I Don’t dropped yesterday, (7/31). Which would explain his heavy rotation on radio airwaves, as well as with Drake in “Diced Pineapples.” ROZAY!…
My favorite line from Jadakiss’s latest song, “Paper Tags,” is: “waterproof Uzi when I take a bath,” …someone knows how to relax.